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OK. It’s bad enough that we have the previous administration’s idiot squad out there trying to actively undermine the Bush administration’s foreign policy, and for the former president to continue spewing lies about how his administration had the great plan for toppling the Al-Qaida network (remember now, these are the same folks that brought you the Somalia debacle, the ho-hum response to the embassy bombings and the complete lack of response to the USS Cole incident), but once again, we have to hear from some whacked out, drug abusing dipshit from Hollyweird spouting anti-American sentiment to foreign press. And, because he’s famous, the news media broadcasts it to the whole world. This time, our spokesman is none other than Woody Harrelson. Working in England, he shot his mouth off to the English media (who eat this anti-American crap up) that, "US soldiers are terrorists," and that the US war on terrorism is itself an act of terrorism. I have two words for you, Woody. Screw you! If I knew I wouldn’t lose my job I would hop on the first train smokin’ to London, track you down like the dog you are, and just kick the living shit out of you. And if you got a couple of good licks in and managed to knock me down, I would make damn sure that I had at least two BIG buddies there to take up the slack. Thank God you never made a truly great movie, that just makes it all the easier not to pad your pockets with American dollars by paying to see any of your work. I hope that the rest of the over 1,500,000 men and women serving their country at home and overseas boycott you as well. I guess this generation needed another Jane Fonda. Well, Woody, you’re it as far as I’m concerned. I’m posting this on my web site and emailing it to everyone I know. I am going to start remanufacturing all the Hanoi Jane stuff like urinal targets, toilet paper, etc. as the Woody Hussein line. It’s BECAUSE of these brave men and women you so blithely label "terrorists" that your sorry ass can spout off your oral masturbation free from the fear that these same soldiers might come to your house in the middle of the night and treat you to a few rather unpleasant nights of indescribable pain before dispatching you in some unglamorous fashion to meet whatever deity, if any, you might believe in. What’s wrong, Woody? Afraid your heroin supply might dry up if we rid the world of scum that would dare attack us on our own soil? Afraid we might continue operations into other parts of the world thus causing your cocaine prices to soar? I wouldn’t worry too much. Unfortunately, there are enough brain-dead assholes out there that actually believe that scumbag actors like you are worth listening to. I’m fairly certain that with people like you in the forefront of our society acting as ambassadors to the world through the magic of cinema, the world will lose its resolve long before this fight is over. I hope that when you die, John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, and Audie Murphy are all waiting to kick your ass all the way "To Hell And Back." Incidentally, here is a picture of people actually WORTHY of respect. Members of the US Army’s Fifth Special Forces Group (Airborne). "Quiet Professionals." |
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